Sunday Morning - "God's Sake", on the tube

 A woman under pressure:   Can you please stop talking, can you please...

Cannes, Friday week

Guy on iPhone:   I don't want to loose you again

Wednesday Virgin Train, Manchester-London

Man in suit on phone: I'm the executive director of operations

Friday night on the Piccadilly Line:


Two guys, one describing to the other: Rub it all inside the meat. Massage it all in... so it's sticking

Friday night on the Victoria Line:



Boy on tube: This one was as big as a grapefruit.

Tuesday afternoon, Selfridges:


Guy on i: I only knew you for a time

Friday night at Din.ner



Table chat: Mine is a dignified and sober authority

Saturday afternoon at Le Nemours:


Tourist #1: Which way to the Palais Royal Gardens, s'il vous plait?

Saturday night at the National:



Male 1 to male 2: We were almost there....

Friday night on the 29 bus:


Man #1: It's been a remarkable 18 days.

Sunday afternoon, at Sadlers Wells:



Etienne, on iPhone4: But, though, I'm certain I've fallen in love...

Thursday night, Piccadilly Line:


# Guy on phone: He's just 10 years old. 10 years old.

Kings Cross/St Pancras, Friday night:



Guy to guy: I'll show you something to make you change your mind.

Geneva Airport arrivals, Christmas Eve:

Ski Guy to Ski Buddy: You'll need some really thick socks...

London City Airport, Thursday morning:


Guy on mobile: It's really cold up north. You would feel the benefit from some real fur...

At Dame Elton's charity WAD lunch:


Discussion between two gentlemen: Think before your drive - and wrap up warm. Don't even get behind the wheel without a blanket.

On the (packed) train to Moorgate, Tuesday:


Girl in red coat to boyfriend: I really want to touch your arse...

Friday night on the Underground (Piccadilly Line from Finsbury Park):



Guy to guy chat: I love that move with the hitcher. I think it's called the Hitcher. Or the Hitchhiker.

On the 341 bus to Ikea:


Woman on phone: I hate Hallowe'en.

Thursday Night, at RADA:


A man: The night for me is not romantic...