On the bus to Angel:



Overheard: That's what my heart yearns for now...

On the Jubilee Line, Friday evening:


Business man 1 to business man 2: You know me - if I'm up here I might as well have a go!

Recently at Balans restaurant:



Man 1 to Man 2: Hung? I should be well hung.

At Shoreditch Park, Saturday evening:



This orchestra are very gay, innit?

On the Central Line, Saturday morning:



Girl: I'm in love with a German film star...

On the 94 bus from Lancaster Gate, Friday morning:



American Male, middle-aged to children [indicating to Hyde Park]: Kids, the Olympics are happening here on Sunday.

On the Underground, Wednesday pm



guy 1: He's a minger
guy 2: He's Dean.

ps actually it's Dama Bilan Eurovision 2008 winner

At the Eurostar Terminal, Friday evening:



...: Love me less, but love me a longtime.

On Leake Street by Waterloo, Friday afternoon:



Dude 1: All the time the light was changing, but I just kept painting, painting...

On the 76 bus, Moorgate to Old St:



Blonde girl on phone: In my life there are so many questions and answers

In a restaurant on the Southbank:



camp boy 1: ...it's better to give than to receive...
camp boy 2: (quick as a flash) Not if you're a bottom

On the 76 bus from Bank to N1:



Girl to pal: When is Saturday?

38 Bus from Upper Street:




girl 1: you should have seen my bag of tricks
guy 1: well, ...I've got something traffic stopping

76 Bus on diversion:



str8 looking Guy 1 to str8 looking Guy 2: It's because I'm the ladies' choice.

fae the hame o' Hogmanay:


HAPPY NEW YEAR

141 in direction of Bank:


doubting australian girl on the bus:

girl * 1: yeah, my heart was wise to choose you.

On the train to Brentford:



Guy 1: Our cleaner comes tomorrow. She's polish.
Guy 2: Does she have good tits?

On the 76 bus, Tuesday evening:



Woman on phone: I'm not coming over. It's too cold without the heating

On the 21 from Monument (Thursday evening, 8.30-ish):



Anyway, he's too young to be gay.

On the 76, Saturday afternoon:



I'm gonna *push* his button...