On the 76 bus, by Gainsborough Studios Friday pm:



Guy on mobile: Salmon? I only like salmon in sushi. No, I'll have that.

Monday morning, at Charing X tube station:



Unnamed guy: So what are you? French?
Kate: No I'm German.
Unnamed guy: German? I support Germany when they're playing against England at football. Come to think of it I support anyone who's playing against England at football.

On the 38 bus from Angel, Sunday morning:



Girl on phone: Yeah. As soon as the economy gets into choppy water we forget about the climate.

At Heathrow Airport, Terminal 5 Tuesday morning:



Guy 1: Is Ben Whishaw gay d'you think?
Guy 2: I hope so.

Moorgate to Bank, 76 bus Tuesday morning:




Woman to Man: As we're going to find out, it's going to become much worse for her

On the Northern Line, Camden to Old St, Monday night:



Guy 1 to friend: What has become of my painting - all the colours have run...

A Paris, au Techno Parade:



Mec 1: T'es ou?

At home, Thurs night:



Beau: Beauty is within grasp

Jubilee line, Westminster to Green Park Friday afternoon:



Guy to guy: Can you tell I have been revised?

76 Bus to Moorgate, Thursday morning:



Girl on mobile: What, are you something to idolise?

On the bus to Angel:



Overheard: That's what my heart yearns for now...

On the Jubilee Line, Friday evening:


Business man 1 to business man 2: You know me - if I'm up here I might as well have a go!

Recently at Balans restaurant:



Man 1 to Man 2: Hung? I should be well hung.

At Shoreditch Park, Saturday evening:



This orchestra are very gay, innit?

On the Central Line, Saturday morning:



Girl: I'm in love with a German film star...

On the 94 bus from Lancaster Gate, Friday morning:



American Male, middle-aged to children [indicating to Hyde Park]: Kids, the Olympics are happening here on Sunday.

On the Underground, Wednesday pm



guy 1: He's a minger
guy 2: He's Dean.

ps actually it's Dama Bilan Eurovision 2008 winner

At the Eurostar Terminal, Friday evening:



...: Love me less, but love me a longtime.

On Leake Street by Waterloo, Friday afternoon:



Dude 1: All the time the light was changing, but I just kept painting, painting...

On the 76 bus, Moorgate to Old St:



Blonde girl on phone: In my life there are so many questions and answers