Wednesday night, at OXO Tower Restaurant:



Man#1: They're not rich and they're not poor either.
Man#2: Huh?

On the 141 from Green Lanes, Thursday night:


Man on bus (upper deck): She's alive. She's alive!

Saturday night at the Young Vic:



German guy: For many years in London we had wonderful parties - on a Sunday.

76 Bus to Moorgate, Friday evening



Girl on mobile: I don't like a man with too many muscles.

Friday lunchtime, at the Gaucho Grill:


It's hard to think straight when you're hungry

Friday morning at T5 Heathrow:



Man on phone: Anger, and frustration...

Friday at the Coq d'Argent



City suited guy: Fcuk! That means I've missed the ballot for Wimbledon this year.

Saturday morning, in the queue buying the paper:



Man to shopkeeper: ...but is it two thousand and ten or twenty-ten?

On the 141 bus, Old St to home, New Year's Eve 2009



Girl on phone (not an iPhone): Yeah, all my friends are going to a house party, but I don't want to go to the party of some girl who got off with my boyfriend...

Christmas Eve, at the baker shop:



And fit aboot the double shortbread? You'll be haein' it see'n as it's the weekend?

On the Tube, Monday morning before Christmas:



Ginger's very good for you this time of year.

Saturday morning, 4.23am, online:



I don't want to be known as a gay rugby player. I am a rugby player first and foremost. I am a man.

Misheard on Saturday night in Shoreditch:



There's a crack in every pavement, underneath there is a bitch

Heathrow Airport, T5 - Wednesday last week:



I like to sew the seeds of love...

Wednesday evening, Carlton International Cannes:



In the Celebrities Bar: Qui a gagne?

At City airport, Friday:



Woman to Man: I was careful every single time

At the British Museum, Sunday afternoon:



Man: I never felt I'd escape being sucked all the way down

Sunday morning, on public transport in London:



Man in blue uniform, unhelpfully: These are just the rules and regulations

Sunday in the Marais:



Guy 1: J'aimerais réaliser un fantasme auquel je pense de plus en plus : faire l'amour dans un lieu publique

Guy 2: Mmm. Moi aussi.

On the steps of St. Paul's Cathedral


Lad to Dad: It's ever so itchy...