Overheard at Notting Hill Carnival (Monday) - girl speaking to another girl:

'he's such a teaser!!'

(Click on the pic to reveal contributor).

On the number 4 bus (Upper Street to Fleet Street), Saturday morning:



We shared a fairly frantic tumble

On the 21 bus (still heading home from Moorgate, 23 August):



No point in thinking, I'll carry on my drinking

On the 21 bus (Wednesday evening, Moorgate to home):



I don't know why I don't like all my friends

On the 73 bus, from Oxford St to Angel, Friday afternoon:



I'm not sitting next to Jamal. He smells.

On the 76 from Waterloo (Friday evening, slightly later):



Yes. And it's very nice...

On the 76 bus from Waterloo (Friday evening):



I think it incapacitates him.

On the train (Brighton to London Bridge) Saturday evening:



Woman on mobile: Where are you?
Guy in carriage: In Uranus
WoM: Where are you?
GiC: In Uranus
WoM: Are you still in Preston Park?
GiC: No, I'm in your-a-nus

On the Circle Line (Monument-Blackfriars, Thursday morning):



I don't want to sit on that