Friday, August 29, 2008

Recently at Balans restaurant:

Man 1 to Man 2: Hung? I should be well hung.

Monday, August 25, 2008

At Shoreditch Park, Saturday evening:

This orchestra are very gay, innit?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

On the Central Line, Saturday morning:

Girl: I'm in love with a German film star...

Friday, August 22, 2008

On the 94 bus from Lancaster Gate, Friday morning:

American Male, middle-aged to children [indicating to Hyde Park]: Kids, the Olympics are happening here on Sunday.