Thursday, December 11, 2008

Thursday night in central London:

Guy 1: As if it was out of clear blue skies. But you know, I'm not ready to challenge him. Yet.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Tuesday night on the 76 bus on Fleet Street:

Guy on phone: That's delta, charlie, delta.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

On the 341 bus to Angel, Sunday morning.

Man on bus to girl companion: But I'm never sure what I can take for it.

Monday, December 01, 2008

On the Metropolitan line, saturday afternoon:

Girl on phone (to bf?): You don't care about that she'll forget's easy with you!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

On the 341 bus Saturday night, on Essex Road:

Guy on phone: I'll have a shower and then phone my brother.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

At the football pitch Shoreditch Park, Sunday morning:

Guy 1: You'd be hard pressed to find that in a restaurant...

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Saturday night at the Playhouse Theatre:

Gentleman 1: Something about sharing, something about always. Though the time tumbles by, there is one thing that I am forever certain of...I'm young and in love...

Gentleman 2: Hmmm.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Firefly City cocktail bar, Friday night:

Guy 1: Snow was falling all around us...
Guy 2: Snow is falling all around us-right now! Just look over there.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

On the 138 bus from Upper St, Sat night:

Girl: It's like..a leap of faith.
Guy: You serious?

Friday, October 31, 2008

On the 76 bus, by Gainsborough Studios Friday pm:

Guy on mobile: Salmon? I only like salmon in sushi. No, I'll have that.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Monday morning, at Charing X tube station:

Unnamed guy: So what are you? French?
Kate: No I'm German.
Unnamed guy: German? I support Germany when they're playing against England at football. Come to think of it I support anyone who's playing against England at football.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

On the 38 bus from Angel, Sunday morning:

Girl on phone: Yeah. As soon as the economy gets into choppy water we forget about the climate.

Friday, October 17, 2008

At Heathrow Airport, Terminal 5 Tuesday morning:

Guy 1: Is Ben Whishaw gay d'you think?
Guy 2: I hope so.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Moorgate to Bank, 76 bus Tuesday morning:

Woman to Man: As we're going to find out, it's going to become much worse for her

Monday, September 29, 2008

On the Northern Line, Camden to Old St, Monday night:

Guy 1 to friend: What has become of my painting - all the colours have run...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

A Paris, au Techno Parade:

Mec 1: T'es ou?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

At home, Thurs night:

Beau: Beauty is within grasp

Friday, September 12, 2008

Jubilee line, Westminster to Green Park Friday afternoon:

Guy to guy: Can you tell I have been revised?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

76 Bus to Moorgate, Thursday morning:

Girl on mobile: What, are you something to idolise?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

On the bus to Angel:

Overheard: That's what my heart yearns for now...

Sunday, September 07, 2008

On the Jubilee Line, Friday evening:

Business man 1 to business man 2: You know me - if I'm up here I might as well have a go!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Recently at Balans restaurant:

Man 1 to Man 2: Hung? I should be well hung.

Monday, August 25, 2008

At Shoreditch Park, Saturday evening:

This orchestra are very gay, innit?

Saturday, August 23, 2008

On the Central Line, Saturday morning:

Girl: I'm in love with a German film star...

Friday, August 22, 2008

On the 94 bus from Lancaster Gate, Friday morning:

American Male, middle-aged to children [indicating to Hyde Park]: Kids, the Olympics are happening here on Sunday.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

On the Underground, Wednesday pm

guy 1: He's a minger
guy 2: He's Dean.

actually it's Dama Bilan Eurovision 2008 winner

Friday, May 16, 2008

At the Eurostar Terminal, Friday evening:

...: Love me less, but love me a longtime.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

On Leake Street by Waterloo, Friday afternoon:

Dude 1: All the time the light was changing, but I just kept painting, painting...

Friday, May 02, 2008

On the 76 bus, Moorgate to Old St:

Blonde girl on phone: In my life there are so many questions and answers

Friday, April 25, 2008

In a restaurant on the Southbank:

camp boy 1:'s better to give than to receive...
camp boy 2: (quick as a flash) Not if you're a bottom

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

On the 76 bus from Bank to N1:

Girl to pal: When is Saturday?

Sunday, January 20, 2008

38 Bus from Upper Street:

girl 1: you should have seen my bag of tricks
guy 1: well, ...I've got something traffic stopping

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

76 Bus on diversion:

str8 looking Guy 1 to str8 looking Guy 2: It's because I'm the ladies' choice.