On the District Line to Wimbledon (Tuesday afternoon):



guy: I prefer my white underwear, but none of your designer shit

On the 141 bus to London Bridge, Monday morning:



girl 1: Sometimes it's better to have sex with strangers.
girl 2: Sometimes it's better not to have sex at all.

On the 76 Bus, Fleet St to N1 (Friday Evening):



guy: I can't wait to get out and play in the snow...

On the Northern Line (Old St to Bank), Wednesday Morning:



guy1: He tried his best to pick me up...
guy2: He was wasting his time, I remember you were a crap shag!

At the King's Head Pub (Islington), Tuesday Night:



girl: I could see up his pants.
guy: I wanted to be up his pants.