On the Victoria Line to Highbury & Islington (Tues afternoon):



I'm really worried about my endowment shortfall

On the Central Line to Bank (Sunday afternoon):



Why didn't you try to soften him up?

On the 38 bus from Angel (Saturday): Doesn't it sound feudal?

Queens Theatre, Shaftesbury Ave (2): Mine's hard

Queens Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue (1): Is Häagen-Dazs a german name?

On the 73 bus from Tottenham Court Road (yesterday): She ain't my sista. She's my sister.

On the 38 bus home: It's true cross my heart.

On the Central Line home (Sunday afternoon): It's not a real elephant. It's something like 42 tons.

On the 38 bus from Shaftesbury Ave: Honestly, I went there to relax...