On the 76 Bus, Sunday night (Waterloo to Old St):



Girl on mobile: This morning-did you see the drawing that I did for you? ... Tina, many girls like a solution like this.

I was on a local train between Birmingham and Walsall once and it passed through the bleak little station of Hempsted. There were two women pensioners in the next bay of seats:



Brum pensioner 1: Oy can never pass throw this stayshun without thinking of Mrs Hempsted from the One O'Clock Club who was tayken at the Seychelles
Brum pensioner 2: Sharks, weren't it?
Brum pensioner 1: Yes. Yow going to Tescos layter?

(from JohnnyFox , who sent that picture of his friend Luis coming out of the bathroom ...)

At home, saying to myself (Tues eve):



czechOUT:Hmm. New Year's resolutions. No point-I always honour them in the breach. Mind you, I could improve my diet. Add more raw vegetable, for example...

Waiting for the 76 bus, Fleet Street (Wednesday evening):



Guy 1: Is it possible for me to become his muse?
Guy 2: No it's only for women, like Marianne Faithful

On the 76 bus, Old Street to Fleet Street (Wednesday morning):



trainee lawyer girl to trainee lawyer guy: I love the Holloway Road. It's a bit rough and ready