Thursday night in central London:



Guy 1: As if it was out of clear blue skies. But you know, I'm not ready to challenge him. Yet.

Tuesday night on the 76 bus on Fleet Street:



Guy on phone: That's delta, charlie, delta.

On the 341 bus to Angel, Sunday morning.


Man on bus to girl companion: But I'm never sure what I can take for it.

On the Metropolitan line, saturday afternoon:


Girl on phone (to bf?): You don't care about that she'll forget about...it's easy with you!

On the 341 bus Saturday night, on Essex Road:



Guy on phone: I'll have a shower and then phone my brother.

At the football pitch Shoreditch Park, Sunday morning:



Guy 1: You'd be hard pressed to find that in a restaurant...

Saturday night at the Playhouse Theatre:



Gentleman 1: Something about sharing, something about always. Though the time tumbles by, there is one thing that I am forever certain of...I'm young and in love...

Gentleman 2: Hmmm.

Firefly City cocktail bar, Friday night:



Guy 1: Snow was falling all around us...
Guy 2: Snow is falling all around us-right now! Just look over there.

On the 138 bus from Upper St, Sat night:



Girl: It's like..a leap of faith.
Guy: You serious?

On the 76 bus, by Gainsborough Studios Friday pm:



Guy on mobile: Salmon? I only like salmon in sushi. No, I'll have that.

Monday morning, at Charing X tube station:



Unnamed guy: So what are you? French?
Kate: No I'm German.
Unnamed guy: German? I support Germany when they're playing against England at football. Come to think of it I support anyone who's playing against England at football.

On the 38 bus from Angel, Sunday morning:



Girl on phone: Yeah. As soon as the economy gets into choppy water we forget about the climate.

At Heathrow Airport, Terminal 5 Tuesday morning:



Guy 1: Is Ben Whishaw gay d'you think?
Guy 2: I hope so.

Moorgate to Bank, 76 bus Tuesday morning:




Woman to Man: As we're going to find out, it's going to become much worse for her

On the Northern Line, Camden to Old St, Monday night:



Guy 1 to friend: What has become of my painting - all the colours have run...

A Paris, au Techno Parade:



Mec 1: T'es ou?

At home, Thurs night:



Beau: Beauty is within grasp

Jubilee line, Westminster to Green Park Friday afternoon:



Guy to guy: Can you tell I have been revised?

76 Bus to Moorgate, Thursday morning:



Girl on mobile: What, are you something to idolise?

On the bus to Angel:



Overheard: That's what my heart yearns for now...

On the Jubilee Line, Friday evening:


Business man 1 to business man 2: You know me - if I'm up here I might as well have a go!

Recently at Balans restaurant:



Man 1 to Man 2: Hung? I should be well hung.

At Shoreditch Park, Saturday evening:



This orchestra are very gay, innit?

On the Central Line, Saturday morning:



Girl: I'm in love with a German film star...

On the 94 bus from Lancaster Gate, Friday morning:



American Male, middle-aged to children [indicating to Hyde Park]: Kids, the Olympics are happening here on Sunday.

On the Underground, Wednesday pm



guy 1: He's a minger
guy 2: He's Dean.

ps actually it's Dama Bilan Eurovision 2008 winner

At the Eurostar Terminal, Friday evening:



...: Love me less, but love me a longtime.

On Leake Street by Waterloo, Friday afternoon:



Dude 1: All the time the light was changing, but I just kept painting, painting...

On the 76 bus, Moorgate to Old St:



Blonde girl on phone: In my life there are so many questions and answers

In a restaurant on the Southbank:



camp boy 1: ...it's better to give than to receive...
camp boy 2: (quick as a flash) Not if you're a bottom

On the 76 bus from Bank to N1:



Girl to pal: When is Saturday?

38 Bus from Upper Street:




girl 1: you should have seen my bag of tricks
guy 1: well, ...I've got something traffic stopping

76 Bus on diversion:



str8 looking Guy 1 to str8 looking Guy 2: It's because I'm the ladies' choice.