Saturday, April 25, 2009

At the Diner, Friday night:

Hoxton indie boy in tight red T: This is so not life at all

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Saturday night at Pizza Express:

Mother: Don't you know I'll be there?
Amanda: Whenever you need me? Jesus, plastic sounding Jackson shit mother.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Friday night at NOBU:

Middle aged guy to his young Asian companion: I prefer a slice to a snip.
Young Asian guy to his middle aged companion: We* only have another 50 minutes.

*I might have misheard, it could have been you only have another 50 minutes....

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Tuesday night at the Northgate, N1:

Lady 1: They'll be moving around trying to avoid the troubles
Lady 2: I just don't want to give into that stuff.