Sunday, February 05, 2012

Sunday Morning - "God's Sake", on the tube

 A woman under pressure:   Can you please stop talking, can you please...

Friday, November 25, 2011

Cannes, Friday week

Guy on iPhone:   I don't want to loose you again

Friday, September 23, 2011

Wednesday Virgin Train, Manchester-London

Man in suit on phone: I'm the executive director of operations

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Friday night on the Piccadilly Line:

Two guys, one describing to the other: Rub it all inside the meat. Massage it all in... so it's sticking

Friday, May 27, 2011

Friday night on the Victoria Line:

Boy on tube: This one was as big as a grapefruit.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tuesday afternoon, Selfridges:

Guy on i: I only knew you for a time

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Friday night at Din.ner

Table chat: Mine is a dignified and sober authority

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Saturday afternoon at Le Nemours:

Tourist #1: Which way to the Palais Royal Gardens, s'il vous plait?

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Saturday night at the National:

Male 1 to male 2: We were almost there....

Friday, February 11, 2011

Friday night on the 29 bus:

Man #1: It's been a remarkable 18 days.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Sunday afternoon, at Sadlers Wells:

Etienne, on iPhone4: But, though, I'm certain I've fallen in love...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Thursday night, Piccadilly Line:

# Guy on phone: He's just 10 years old. 10 years old.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Kings Cross/St Pancras, Friday night:

Guy to guy: I'll show you something to make you change your mind.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Geneva Airport arrivals, Christmas Eve:

Ski Guy to Ski Buddy: You'll need some really thick socks...

Friday, December 17, 2010

London City Airport, Thursday morning:

Guy on mobile: It's really cold up north. You would feel the benefit from some real fur...

Saturday, December 04, 2010

At Dame Elton's charity WAD lunch:

Discussion between two gentlemen: Think before your drive - and wrap up warm. Don't even get behind the wheel without a blanket.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

On the (packed) train to Moorgate, Tuesday:

Girl in red coat to boyfriend: I really want to touch your arse...

Friday, November 05, 2010

Friday night on the Underground (Piccadilly Line from Finsbury Park):

Guy to guy chat: I love that move with the hitcher. I think it's called the Hitcher. Or the Hitchhiker.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

On the 341 bus to Ikea:

Woman on phone: I hate Hallowe'en.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Thursday Night, at RADA:

A man: The night for me is not romantic...

Friday, October 15, 2010

Tate Modern, Friday afternoon:

Guy on iPhone: I've got a lot going on today

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sunday (Afternoon) In The Park:

George: It's such a lovely feeling...

Sunday, October 03, 2010

Friday night, on the street

Some guy: My mother tells me... I should go and get a real job

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Overseen SMS text, Sunday afternoon:

...I have no problem with anal...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

At Shoreditch House, Wednesday pm.

Guy at the bar, whisky glass in hand: FCUK the Pope.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Saturday morning on the bus:

...: Quite frankly, you can't hide dirty underwear anymore

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday on flight BA1309 to Heathrow:

Guy to his male companion: There's no way they'll have to wait until Christmas.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Aux Trois Garcons Restaurant, Shoreditch:

Lady at a neighbouring table: Well, what would I know? I'm only your mother.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

On the train, Moorgate:

Guy on phone: He's a monster. But I don't mind.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Friday night, on the train at Finsbury Park:

Youth#1: It's remarkably popular in a country like China

Saturday, July 31, 2010

On the 29 Bus from Camden 2am Saturday morning:

Keebab eating guy to stranger: It's nice to have a challenge

Thursday, July 15, 2010

On the no. 29 bus:

Guy to friend: Soon it's going to rain...

Sunday, June 27, 2010

It's now almost 40 years later...

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

On the radio (someone else's, on the bus), 5.47pm:

You are Gold (gold).

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Wednesday on the train:

Well, blow me.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Wednesday on the train

Guy on phone: Yeah, he really gets on my tits.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Saturday morning, at the bus stop:

#Girl on phone:I was rescued by a knock on the door. Three men asking if I could come.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Tuesday lunchtime, Berkeley Square W1:

Guy on mobile: People seemed to like the view.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

At 3.24am:

Reporter: I'm outside a nightspot in Cairo, popular with homosexual men

Friday, April 02, 2010

Good Friday at London City Airport:

Girl#1: I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy now.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wednesday night, at OXO Tower Restaurant:

Man#1: They're not rich and they're not poor either.
Man#2: Huh?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

On the 141 from Green Lanes, Thursday night:

Man on bus (upper deck): She's alive. She's alive!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Saturday night at the Young Vic:

German guy: For many years in London we had wonderful parties - on a Sunday.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

76 Bus to Moorgate, Friday evening

Girl on mobile: I don't like a man with too many muscles.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday lunchtime, at the Gaucho Grill:

It's hard to think straight when you're hungry

Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday morning at T5 Heathrow:

Man on phone: Anger, and frustration...

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Friday at the Coq d'Argent

City suited guy: Fcuk! That means I've missed the ballot for Wimbledon this year.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Saturday morning, in the queue buying the paper:

Man to shopkeeper: ...but is it two thousand and ten or twenty-ten?

Thursday, December 31, 2009

On the 141 bus, Old St to home, New Year's Eve 2009

Girl on phone (not an iPhone): Yeah, all my friends are going to a house party, but I don't want to go to the party of some girl who got off with my boyfriend...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas Eve, at the baker shop:

And fit aboot the double shortbread? You'll be haein' it see'n as it's the weekend?